February 2012
73 posts
“If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together.. there is something you must...”
– Winnie the Pooh (via mynameisbien)
WTF XD
Professor: Okay for this lab I'm going to give you candy. DO NOT EAT ANY OF THEM. One of the pieces of candy is contaminated. Don't play Russian Roulette and try to guess which one is contaminated. I'll provide you the gloves.
The guy next to me: She said we can't eat the candy, but she never said anything about licking our gloves.
Everyone around him: Ewww what??
Him: I want the indirect taste of the candy :3.
